Smoke another cigarette and get through this day.

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

(via l0stmysanity)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via l0stmysanity)

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

(via l0stmysanity)

camouflagedpeeta:

jubetheboob:

camouflagedpeeta:

in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework

in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.

so i guess i wont do my homework

(Source: riplilsebastian, via l0stmysanity)

madfawn:

omfg

(Source: tokomon, via l0stmysanity)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via l0stmysanity)

goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

(via l0stmysanity)

poopflow:

treat my dick like a gogurt pouch and suck me dry

(via l0stmysanity)

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

(via perve)

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

(Source: theongreyjoy, via l0stmysanity)